Surgical tubing IS annoyingly kinky for those short hops too. I experimented some more with tygon figuring I had nothing to lose. I discovered that with some flaring (with needle nose pliers, for example) and copious dish soap you could get some really low force for applying the tube. We'll see how brave I am when the new tube arrives.
I did manage to patch the hole and fire the laser, so at least I know the PSU works. There's a pinhole in my patch I need to find and slather with epoxy. Is this how you end up building two laser cutters?